When the button of Charles Guitar Condor's fuzz pedal clicks on, Paul Revere goes on his midnight ride. When Erik Bass Condor hits that low G note, fuzzed and flanged, Che Guevara asks, "Why does the guerrilla fighter fight!?" The chandeliers begin to rattle. When Roger Drum Condor double times the marching kick, Karl Marx agrees, "You have nothing to lose but your chains." Hans Condor's rock n roll is Iggy asking Stooge's drummer Scott "Rock Action" Ashton, "Rock Action, the drum set keeps get'n smaller every practice. You some kind of creep or something?" Scott answers, " Nah, Ig, I've been hanging out with the Motown guys." Hans Condor is the MC5 yelling out the window of the 5's communal home, "Tyner, YOU GOT TO RUN. Burn that ice cream off, fella." The lead singer breaks into a sprint – and grows the largest afro known to white men – lapping faster and faster around a house that would later be firebombed by the FBI. Listen to Hans Condor and stay high."
- Chet "the Cheetah" Weise